How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't, you get down off a goose.
Why are elephants always so broke?
They work for peanuts.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant.
William Draper HarkinsBorn 28 Dec 1873; died 7 Mar 1951 at age 77.American nuclear chemist who was one of the first to investigate the structure and fusion reactions of the nucleus. In 1920, Harkins predicted the existence of the neutron, subsequently discovered by Edwin Chadwick's experiment. He made pioneering studies of nuclear reactions with Wilson cloud chambers. In the early 1930's, (with M.D. Kamen) he built a cyclotron. Harkins demonstrated that in neutron bombardment reactions the first step in neutron capture is the formation of an “excited nucleus”of measurable lifetime, which subsequently splits into fragments. He also suggested that subatomic energy might provide enough energy to power the Sun over its lifetime.« |
