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World Chocolate Day Jokes

July 7th is World Chocolate Day! Find some jokes about it!

Why did the chocolate chip cookie cry? Because his mom was a wafer too long!

What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa-nut.

There are two types of people in this world:
People who love chocolate and liars.

What is the opposite of Chocolate?
Chocoearly.

What Christmas carol do candy bars sing?
Almond Joy To The World.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because it lost its filling!

Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty?
They had a Babe Ruth.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Candy boy. Candy boy who? Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?

What did the M&M go to college?
Because he wanted to be a Smarty.

What does it do before it rains candy?
It sprinkles!

Once there were two chocolate bunnies and one had his ear bitten off.
One said “Happy Easter!” What did the other one say? “Huh?”

I opened a Mars bar once.
I discovered martians love gin.

Life is like a box of chocolates…
Mostly disappointing.

A seven-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar. The man sitting next to him looks over and says, “Eating that many chocolate bars are bad for you.”
The boy looks over and responds, “My great grandfather lived to be 105.” The man replies, “And he ate that much chocolate?” “No,” says the boy. “But he minded his own business.”

What do you call a cow with a stutter that makes chocolate milk?
Cacao.

Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?
He had a chip in his tooth.

Why is a Toblerone triangular?
So it fits in the box.

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Sir Joseph Rotblat

Born 4 Nov 1908; died 31 Aug 2005 at age 96. Polish-British physicist who is a leading critic of nuclear weaponry. Rotblat and the Pugwash Conferences, "for their efforts to diminish the part played by nuclear arms in international politics and in the longer run to eliminate such arms," received the Nobel Peace Prize in 1995. Forty years earlier, he and other scientists, with philosopher Bertrand Russell and Albert Einstein, published a manifesto calling on researchers to take responsibility for their work, particularly those working on the atomic bomb. This led to the Pugwash Conferences on Science and World Affairs, first convened in 1957 in Pugwash, Nova Scotia, Canada. He was secretary-general (1957-73), and president (from 1988) of this London-based worldwide organization.
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