I always run, I never walk; ...
I always run, I never walk; I have a mouth, I never talk; I have a bed, I never sleep; I can be shallow, I can be deep. What am I?Correct answers: 81
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane
I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane.
Until he hit the ground.
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The 1st time I went skydiving I asked the instructor how long it would take to hit the ground if my parachute didn't open.
He got a sly smile and said, "The rest of your life son."
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You know, not all Italians are in the mafia.
Some are in the Witness Protection Program.
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Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit.
Me: Who?
Wife: My butt cheeks.
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