I am something people love o...I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However, he accidentally typed the wrong email address, and without realizing he sent the mail to a widow who has just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message she fainted.
The son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read :
To my loving wife, I know you are surprised to hear from me, they have computers here and we are allowed to send mails to loved ones.
I 've just been checked in.
How are you and the kids, the place is realy nice but am lonely here.
I have made necessary arrangement for your arrival tomorrow. Expecting you darling. I can't wait to see you!