"What do you call Santa’s most impolite reindeer?"
"Rude-olph."
"What street in France do reindeer live on?"
"Rue Dolph."
"How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh and reindeer?"
"Nothing, it’s on the house!"
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?"
"Looks like rein, deer!"
"Why doesn’t Santa use reindeer milk in his coffee?"
"He’s on a non-deery diet."
"What kind of money do reindeer use?"
"Bucks!"
Sir Richard ArkwrightDied 3 Aug 1792 at age 59 (born 23 Dec 1732). English industrialist and inventor whose introduction of power-driven mechanization of textile factory production methods were enormously successful. The Spinning-Frame machine he invented (1769, British patent No. 931) to spin cotton yarn used multiple sets of paired rollers that turned at different speeds able to draw out yarn of the correct thickness, and a set of spindles to twist the fibres firmly together. It produced a far stronger thread that that made by the Spinning-Jenny of James Hargreaves. Arkwright's machine was too large to be manually driven, so he powered it with a water-wheel (1771) when it became known as the Water Frame. Arkwright's textile business expanded, he built more factories, and later adopted steam power.« |
