I have taken a quotation, an...
I have taken a quotation, and I have replaced each of the letters with one-, two- or three-digit numbers according to the table below. Can you change it back to letters? (2112 1110 1221102103110 12133111 103332110 10311133111110 313030 10110)Correct answers: 39
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Facelift
This woman goes in for a facelift and the doctor says: "We've got this new method: I put a knob in the back of your head, and every time you feel like you need a lift, just turn it."
She gets the knob implanted and is beautiful for five years.
But one day she notices a problem and returns to the doctor.
"I've got these huge bags under my eyes," she complains.
The surgeon replies: "Those aren't bags; those are your breasts."
"Ah," she sighs. "That explains the goatee."