I run forever, With a roarin...
I run forever, With a roaring call. Yet I have no throat, Or any legs at all. Rock wears away, Whilst I grow. You try to race me, And receive a blow. What am I?
Travel jokes
We are all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.
What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?
Time flies!
I wanted to make a joke about time travel,
but you guys didn’t like it.
Why don't aliens visit our planet?
It has terrible ratings. Just one star.
The food on the small aircraft wasn’t good…
it was a little plan
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane? Because it was overbooked.
The airline lost my luggage, so I sued them.
Unfortunately, I lost the case.
As I waited for my luggage at the airport, a man lifted my suitcase off the baggage carousel.
'Excuse me,' I shouted.
'That’s my suitcase.'
The man shot back defensively,
'Well, somebody took mine!'
My favourite childhood memory is my parents paying for my holidays.