I tell you when to start, Or...
I tell you when to start, Or remind if you forget. I smash others to break them apart, But I'm pushed by another of me. What am I?Correct answers: 34
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Screwed
A man walks into a bar and sees a good-looking woman sitting on a stool. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how’s it going?"
She turns to him, looks deep into his eyes and says, "I’ll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn’t matter."
He says, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too. What law firm are you with?"