I tell you when to start, Or...
[3385] I tell you when to start, Or... - I tell you when to start, Or remind if you forget. I smash others to break them apart, But I'm pushed by another of me. What am I? - #brainteasers #riddles - Correct Answers: 34 - The first user who solved this task is On On Lunarbasil
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I tell you when to start, Or...

I tell you when to start, Or remind if you forget. I smash others to break them apart, But I'm pushed by another of me. What am I?
Correct answers: 34
The first user who solved this task is On On Lunarbasil.
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Chalk One Up For The Grandparents!

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing.

Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone, "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

She calls her father immediately and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares."

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John Hughlings Jackson

Born 4 Apr 1835; died 7 Oct 1911 at age 76. English neurologist whose studies of epilepsy, speech defects, and nervous-system disorders arising from injury to the brain and spinal cord remain among the most useful and highly documented in the field. He was one of the first to state that abnormal mental states may result from structural brain damage. Jackson's epilepsy studies initiated the development of modern methods of clinical localization of brain lesions and the investigation of localized brain functions. His definition (1873) of epilepsy as "a sudden, excessive, and rapid discharge" of brain cells has been confirmed by electroencephalography, a method of recording electric currents generated in the brain.
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