It runs and runs but can nev...
It runs and runs but can never flee. It is often watched, yet never sees. When long it brings boredom, When short it brings fear. What is it?
Pineapple Jokes
June 27th is nternational Pineapple Day! Find some jokes about it!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pineapple.
Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.
But that’s just Hawaii roll.
What do you call a fat pineapple?
A pineapple chunk.
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass ...
is gonna get a punch.
A man goes to the doctor with a pineapple in his nose and bananas in his ears.
He says, "Doctor, what’s wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Isn’t it obvious? You’re not eating properly."
What is a bank card’s favourite fruit?
A PIN-apple.
Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?
Because he couldn’t get a date.
Why was the pineapple all alone?
Because the banana split.
My sister said that onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a pineapple in her face.
What do you get when you mix a pineapple with a snake?
Ananas-conda.
Where do you get pineapple milk from?
From its pinenipples.
A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza.
Also, I lost my bus license today.
I once put rum and pineapple into CERN’s particle accelerator.
Discovered the Piña Collider.
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