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World Teachers' Day Jokes
On 5th October we appreciate our educators with World Teachers' Day! Here are some light-hearted teacher jokes:
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
Teacher: Give me a sentence beginning with ‘I’.
Student: I is the…
Teacher: Remember you must say ‘I am’ not ‘I is’.
Student: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
Q: Who’s the king of the classroom?
A: The ruler.
Q: What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the first letter and the last.
Teacher: Why are you late for school?
Student: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does the sign have to do with you being late?
Student: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the first day of school?
A: She heard her classes were super bright!
Teacher: If I had 8 oranges in one hand and 10 apples in the other hand, what would I have?
Student: Big hands!
Teacher: We will only have a half-day of school this morning…
Students: Yay!!!!
Teacher: Then we will have the other half this afternoon.
Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school?
Student: I don’t know!
Teacher: Correct!
Teacher: What are two pronouns?
Student: Who? Me?