A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax.
"Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks.
"Yes," she replies: "Pepper."
Herbert Alexander SimonBorn 15 Jun 1916; died 9 Feb 2001 at age 84. American social scientist who was a pioneer of the development of computer artificial intelligence. In 1956, with his long-time colleague Allen Newell, Simon produced the computer program, The Logic Theorist, a computer program that could discover proofs of geometric theorems. It was the first computer program capable of thinking, and marked the beginning of what would become known as artificial intelligence. It proved many of the theorems of symbolic logic in Whitehead and Russell's Principia Mathematica. He is further known for his contributions in fields including psychology, mathematics, statistics, and operations research, all of which he synthesized in a key theory for which he won the 1978 Nobel Prize for economics. |
