MATH PUZZLE: Can you replace...
MATH PUZZLE: Can you replace the question mark with a number?
New Beer’s Eve Jokes: Kick Off the Brew Before the Big Day
New Beer’s Eve Beer Jokes: Celebrate on April 6th—the unofficial pre-party to National Beer Day on April 7th—with a frothy collection of witty beer jokes to tickle your funny bone and lift your spirits.
Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of a group of grains
that could have become beer but didn't.
How can you show that you're planning for the future?
Buy 2 cases of beer instead of 1.
Why does Corona go through your system so fast?
Because it does not have to stop to change color.
When I drink water
it has to be filtered through a brewery first.
If you take the word "milk"
and change only four letters,
you get "beer."
Dinosaurs had no beer
how did that work out?
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You can't buy happiness,but you can buy beer
that's kind of the same thing.
I ran twice today...
first I ran out of beer...
then I ran to get some more.
How can you show that you're planning for the future?
Buy 2 cases of beer instead of 1.
Why does Corona go through your system so fast?
Because it does not have to stop to change color.
Beer is made from hops.
Hops are plants.
Therefore beer = salad.
My doctor told me to watch my drinking,
so now I drink in front of a mirror.
Beer:
Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.