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The International Day of Yoga is a day in recognition of Yoga, that is celebrated across the world annually on June 21. Have some fun with Yoga jokes

Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga …
And 100% of men don’t care.

My sister told me yoga is the best form of exercise in the world.
I said, "that's a bit of stretch."

They tried to kick me out of my yoga class the other day...
But I just told them "Nah'm'a stay."

What do you call an injury you get at yoga class?
Yoghurt.

My yoga instructor was drunk today.
Put me in a very awkward position.

I don't like people who do Yoga.
They're a bunch of posers if you aske me.

Pickup line: “Hey, were those yoga pants on sale?”.
“Because at my place, they’d be 100% off.”

What do you call a communist doing yoga?
Stretch Marx

Why are weightlifters so good at yoga?
They have great flex-ability

I told my yoga instructor I wanted to be able to do the splits.
She asked how flexible I was.
I told her I couldn't come on Tuesdays.

Yogi walked into Pizza place:
"Make me one with everything."
When the Yogi got the pizza, payed with a $20 bill.
The proprietor pocketed the bill.
The Yogi said:
"Don't I get change?"
The proprietor said:
"Change must come from within."

Why did the yogi start a gardening business?
To help people find their inner peas.

Why did the yoga teacher join a band?
Because she could really hit the high notes in Om.

What's a yogi's favorite car?
A: A Mercedes Bends!

What did the dyslexic cow say in yoga class?
Oooooom.

Why did the yoga instructor go to jail?
Because she refused to follow the stretch rules.