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Thanksgiving Trio
Three Thanksgiving Jokes:
Last Thanksgiving, I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey.
Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department.
When everyone at the table takes turns saying what they are thankful for, say,
“I'm thankful I didn't get caught,”
and refuse to say anything more.
Keep your eye off the turkey dressing. It makes him blush!