Toilet Paper Named
An Indian girl walked into a general store and asked the clerk for some toilet paper. So the clerk says, "Well, we have two brands of toilet paper: Toilet Paper Royal and the generic kind which doesn't have a name."
So the Indian girl asks, "What's the difference?", to which the clerk replies, "The generic brand is cheaper." So the Indian girl buys the generic brand and walks home.
The next day she walks into the store with the roll of toilet paper and says, "I have found a name for this toilet paper."
Curious the clerk says, "Well what is it?"
The girl replies, "John Wayne, because it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap from Indians."