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Pineapple Jokes
June 27th is nternational Pineapple Day! Find some jokes about it!
What do you get when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad?
A pineapple.
Everyone thinks I’m weird because I’m addicted to ham and pineapple sandwiches.
But that’s just Hawaii roll.
What do you call a fat pineapple?
A pineapple chunk.
The next person that asks me for a pineapple juice, a cranberry juice and some lemonade with a slice of orange all in the same glass ...
is gonna get a punch.
A man goes to the doctor with a pineapple in his nose and bananas in his ears.
He says, "Doctor, what’s wrong with me?"
The doctor says, "Isn’t it obvious? You’re not eating properly."
What is a bank card’s favourite fruit?
A PIN-apple.
Why did the strawberry go out with the pineapple?
Because he couldn’t get a date.
Why was the pineapple all alone?
Because the banana split.
My sister said that onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a pineapple in her face.
What do you get when you mix a pineapple with a snake?
Ananas-conda.
Where do you get pineapple milk from?
From its pinenipples.
A person was hit by a bus after he claimed pineapple goes with pizza.
Also, I lost my bus license today.
I once put rum and pineapple into CERN’s particle accelerator.
Discovered the Piña Collider.
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