Jokes about Mexicans to celebrate Cinco de Mayo
Cinco de Mayo, (Spanish: “Fifth of May”), also called Anniversary of the Battle of Puebla is holiday celebrated in parts of Mexico and the United States
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
What do you call a Mexican with a lowered car?
Carlos!
What do you call a Mexican drowning in mayonnaise?
Sinko De Mayo.
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro, sink-o.
What do you call a mexican with a bottle of vermouth?
A dry Martinez.
What do you get when you cross Speedy Gonzales with a country singer?
Arriba McEntire.
What do you call two mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why do Mexicans never cross the border in groups of three?
Because there is no tres-passing.
Why did the Mexican sign up for Tinder?
For a Juan night stand.
What do you call a Mexican jedi apprentice?
Pada Juan.