Calculate the number 983
NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 983 using numbers [4, 4, 9, 9, 73, 910] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
Deer Camp
Four guys were at a deer camp. They had to bunk two to a room. No one wanted to room with Daryl because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept in the same cabin as Daryl, and comes to breakfast the next morning with hair a mess and eyes all bloodshot.
The other two said: "Man, what happened to you?"
He said: Daryl snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night, it was the second guy's turn. In the morning, same thing-hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
The other two said: "Man what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said: "Man that Daryl shakes the roof. I couldn't do anything but sit up and watch him all night."
The third night was Rich's turn. Rich was a big burly ex-football player, a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast, bright-eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning," he said. The other two couldn't believe it-he looked rested and wide awake.
They asked: "Man, what happened?"
He said: "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Daryl into bed, patted his behind and kissed him good night. Daryl sat up and watched me all night.