CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title
When two girls move to the country to be near their ailing mother, they have adventures with the wonderous forest spirits who live nearby. Film was made in 1988.
10 yo-yo jokes to celebrate National yo-yo day
1. Why don't yo-yos make good friends?
- Because they always let you down!
2. What did the yo-yo say to the tightrope?
- "Now, that's what I call a string walk!"
3. How do yo-yos cheer each other up?
- They say, "Hang in there, it'll be an up and down ride!"
4. Why was the yo-yo so good at making decisions?
- It always knew how to go back and forth!
5. Why don't yo-yos work in zero gravity?
- They can't deal with the ups and downs!
6. What did the yo-yo say to the super glue?
- "I need someone who won't let go!"
7. Why was the yo-yo the life of the party?
- Because it always knew how to unwind!
8. How did the yo-yo become a successful motivational speaker?
- It always knew how to bounce back!
9. What do yo-yos say when they introduce themselves?
- "I’m not as up-tight as I appear!"
10. Why was the yo-yo accused of being a spy?
- Because it always goes undercover!