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Task 143 - BENCH, TECUM, ZILCH
Correct Answers: 2 - Total Answers: 5
Rules
Guess the Flex WORDLE in 3 tries. After each try, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess is to the solution.
If the tile becomes GREEN, your number or operation is located at correct place. If the tile becomes RED, your number or opeartion exists within the expression, but at different place.
Joke Of The Day
37 Christmas jokes
Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.
What type of key do you need to put on a Nativity play?
A don-key.
Who is the only one to not eat at Christmas dinner?
The turkey, it’s always stuffed!
Why was the advent calendar afraid?
Its days were numbered!
What’s the best present to receive?
A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.
What’s a dog’s favorite Christmas song?
Bark, the Herald Angels Sing.
What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful.
How can you tell that Santa is real?
You can always sense his presents.
What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
Saint Nick-less.
Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Beyon-sleigh.
What does Santa clean his sleigh with?
Santa-tizer.
What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing, it was on the house.
Why did Santa’s helper start going to therapy?
He had low “elf” esteem.
What do Santa’s helpers learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What would you find on an elf’s Instagram account?
Lots of elf-ies.
Who is the best singer in the North Pole?
Elf-is Presley.
What did the elf on the shelf dress up as for Halloween?
Prankenstein.
Why didn’t Rudolph make honor roll in school this term?
Because he went down in history.
Which reindeer does Santa always have to discipline?
Rude-olph.
What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
How did the snowman get to work?
By icicle!
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
‘Tis the season to be jelly.
Why shouldn’t you prank the eggnog?
It can’t take a yolk.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They’re not tall enough to be pilots!
What do you call an art museum made out of ice?
The Ig-Louvre.
What’s as big as a Christmas tree but is lighter than a feather?
Its shadow.
On This Day
André ParmentierBorn 3 Jul 1780; died 26 Nov 1830 at age 50.(Anglicized name: Andrew Parmentier) Belgian-American, André Joseph Ghislain Parmentier, born in Enghien, Belgium, was a horticulturist, responsible for exhibiting many plant species in America. He was the second of four sons of a linen merchant. Little is known about his early life. In 1824 Parmentier emigrated to America where he lived for only six years until his untimely death in 1830. Soon after arriving he established a nursery in Brooklyn from which he supplied seeds and root stock he had imported or propagated himself. In 1825, he established the first botanic garden in Brooklyn, at Atlantic and Carleton Avenues. His work is also preserved at the Vanderbilt Mansion, Hyde Park, NY, the most impressive of the four known Parmentier designs. |
