Task 377 - SNIDE, HELMS, FLUBS
Correct Answers: 1 - Total Answers: 2
Rules
Guess the Flex WORDLE in 3 tries. After each try, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess is to the solution.
If the tile becomes GREEN, your number or operation is located at correct place. If the tile becomes RED, your number or opeartion exists within the expression, but at different place.
Joke Of The Day
Duct Tape
"Well," replies Paul, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show."
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
(Paul slumps back over the bar again.)
"I kicked her in the face."
On This Day
Eli Whitney stampIn 1940, a U.S. 1-cent stamp commemorating inventor Eli Whitney was issued, with first-day-of-issue ceremonies in Savannah, Georgia. The stamp was one of a series of 35 stamps released that year showing "Famous Americans" which also included five scientists and four other inventors. Whitney had been employed in Savannah to tutor the children of the owner of Mulberry Grove Plantation. There, having heard from the planters of the labour-intensive difficulty of separating seed from the cotton fibres, Whitney invented his famous cotton gin to accomplish this mechanically, in 1793. With this problem solved, cotton quickly spread as a newly valuable cash crop for farmers across the southern states. |