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Task 95 - ANISE, TACKY, EMITS
Correct Answers: 2 - Total Answers: 4
Rules
Guess the Flex WORDLE in 3 tries. After each try, the color of the tiles will change to show how close your guess is to the solution.
If the tile becomes GREEN, your number or operation is located at correct place. If the tile becomes RED, your number or opeartion exists within the expression, but at different place.
Joke Of The Day
Unputdownable Laughs: Jokes for Book Lovers Guaranteed to Elicit Giggles
Short book Jokes
A book fell on my head.
I can only blame my shelf.
I found a foolproof way to avoid sunburns.
It’s called ‘stay inside all day and read.’
I’ve spent all day reading.
It was bound to happen.
My TBR pile is out of control:
I have no shelf control.
After watching me read War and Peace, my son asked me,
“Dad, why is your book so thick?”
I said, “Well, it’s a long story.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
I just can’t put it down.
It’s so easy to get lost in a book about mazes.
I like big books and I cannot lie.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy books, and that’s practically the same thing.
That book about Mt. Everest
had quite a cliffhanger.
Dystopian novels
are so 1984.
Never read Fitzgerald?
You Gatsby kidding me!
I got my friend to read Jane Austen.
She just needed a little Persuasion.
Have you heard about Waldo? He went abroad and found himself.
ISBN thinking about you.
Past, present, and future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
Did you hear about the author in jail?
They put him in the writer’s block.
Couldn’t get past his first sentence.
Witches are the best editors because they always run spell-check.
I’ve written a book about falling down a staircase.
It’s a step-by-step guide.
Talk wordy to me.
Q/A Book Jokes
Q: Why are books so afraid of their sequels?
A: Because they always come after them.
Q: Why do bookworms break up?
A: Because they’re not on the same page.
Q: Why are books so brave?
A: They have the spine for it.
Q: What do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?
A: Two kilo mockingbird.
Q: Why did the kid always sit in his wardrobe when reading a book?
A: Narnia business!
Q: What is Bigfoot’s favorite book?
A: Hairy Potter.
Q: What did the librarian say to someone who checked out over 100 books?
A: “Are you sure you want to borrow all those books? You don’t want to overdue it.”
Q: Why did Dracula go to the library?
A: He wanted to sink his teeth into a good book.
Q: Why can’t you go to the world’s biggest library?
A: It’s always overbooked.
Q: How do libraries make sure novels stay warm?
A: They give them book jackets.
Q: Why was the library so tall?
A: Because it had a lot of stories.
Q: Why are writers always cold?
A: Because they’re surrounded by drafts.
Q: What is the spookiest kind of author?
A: A ghostwriter.
On This Day
Max EythDied 25 Aug 1906 at age 70 (born 6 May 1836). Eduard Friedrich Maximilian von Eyth was a German engineer, inventor and writer who was a pioneer in the mechanization of agriculture. With an education in Germany as a machine engineer, in 1861, he moved to England, the centre of engineering. From 1863, he was employed by John Fowler, manufacturer of a revolutionary new farm implement, the steam plow. Eyth became a global salesman seeking new markets for Fowler's technology. He left the company in 1882 and returned to Germany, where in 1884, he founded the German Agricultural Society, and worked to support the German farmer. He retired in 1896 and moved from Berlin to Ulm to be with his aging mother, and where for the remainder of his life, he became a writer, using his experiences to demythologize and popularize technological progress. In one work, he addressed the engineering aspects of the Tay Bridge collapse.« |
