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My fruitfulness is sweet and full of taste; but now that my time has come, you should hurry or else you'll be late. What am I?
Let's get ready for challenge. I think you know where I am. Because, as you know, I hold lots of knowledge. Really, I can lend a helping hand. Although since people most often come for Riveting good stories and tales, You, my friend, can find knowledge in me. Whether it be history, science, or Braille. I cannot be held in your hand, you see. I'm quite a bit larger than that. So come right in, and let's begin. Put on your thinking cap! What am I?
Remove 7 letters from this sequence (IMXPORETAABNCAGUE) to reveal a familiar English word.

Candian patent No.1

In 1869, the Canadian patent No. 1 was issued to W. Hamilton. According to the Canadian Intellectual Property Office, the first Canadian patent, issued before the present number series, "was granted in 1791 by the Governor General in Council to Angus MacDonnel, a Scottish soldier garrisoned at Quebec City, and to Samuel Hopkins, a Vermonter, for processes to make potash and soap from wood ash." Hopkins also was granted the first U.S. patent by George Washington, dated 31 July 1790 for an improvement "in the making Pot ash and Pearl ash by a new Apparatus and Process."

Just like mom

Manny is almost 29 years old. His friends have already gotten married, but Manny still just dates and dates.

Finally, a friend asks him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you that particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"

"No," Manny replies. "I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my Mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"

"Listen," his friend suggests, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?"

Many weeks go by and again Manny and his friend get together. "So, Manny, did you find that perfect girl yet--one that's just like your Mother?"

Manny shrugs his shoulders, "Yes, I found one just like Mom. And my mother loved her, and they became fast friends."

So should I congratulate you? "Are you and this girl engaged, yet?"

"I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!"

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