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Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?

Bengt I. Samuelsson

Born 21 May 1934. Bengt Ingemar Samuelssohn is a Swedish biochemist who shared the 1982 Nobel Prize for Physiology or Medicine with fellow Swede Sune K. Bergström and Englishman John Robert Vane for “their discoveries concerning prostaglandins and related biologically related substances.” They identified, isolated and analysed numerous examples. These are local tissue hormones that defend cells from sudden changes in such conditions as blood pressure, body temperature, allergic reactions, and other physiological phenomena in mammals. From 1965, Samuelsson was credited as the leading scientist in the biochemistry of prostaglandins and for the current knowledge of the prostaglandin tree with all its branches.«

A cab driver picks up a nun...

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. But first, you have to be single and you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull off to the side of the road, "maybe we will see what we can do."
The nun plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie! But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied. I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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