What a winning combination?
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
9 great new jokes from the Edinburgh fringe festival 2023
Another 9 great jokes from the Edinburgh fringe festival 2023
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules ankle.~Olaf Falafel
I have an unconscious bias.
I’m biased firmly towards being unconscious.
~Leila Navabi
Cats are like strippers – they sit on your lap and make you think they love you.
~Sikisa
The UK is so small, they’ve got to keep all their lakes in one district.
~Liz Guterbock
I have a suntanning addiction, so only go on holiday in winter.
I went cold Turkey last year.
~Richard Stott
Everyone says your 20s are all about finding yourself.
If that’s true, your 30s are about wishing you’d found somebody else.
~Ginny Hogan
What does Kylie sing while counting sheep?
I can’t get ewe out of my head. ~Alison Spittle
My relationship with my mum is like the evolution of payment technology – we went from physical contact to electronic only,
then it was contactless. ~Kuan-Wen Huang
Last year, I had a great joke about inflation.
But it’s hardly worth it now.
~Amos Gill