
Signs to Hang in the Office
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem. 
 If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? 
 I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. 
 On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. 
 I have not yet begun to procrastinate. 
 I don't suffer from stress. I'm just a carrier. 
 Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. 
 Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. 
 
		