May 1st is International Workers' Day! Find jokes about it
Why are construction workers great at parties?
They always raise the roof.
I had an uncle who worked at a whiskey factory.
He fell into a vat and drowned 6 hours later.
He would have drowned earlier but he got out 3 times to pee.
I start my new job at the guillotine factory today.
I’ll beheading there soon.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
They said I wasn't putting in enough shifts
Sir Aaron KlugBorn 11 Aug 1926. British biochemist who received the 1982 Nobel Prize for Chemistry "for his development of crystallographic electron microscopy and his structural elucidation of biologically important nucleic acid-protein complexes." Whereas X-ray diffraction patterns reveal any highly ordered three-dimensional crystalline structures, the technique fails for those biological samples with less suitably ordered molecular structures. However Klug developed crystallographic electron microscopy which combined certain principles of the diffraction methods with electron miscroscopy so that he could figure out the 3-D structure of viruses or samples of complicated combinations of nucleic acids and proteins as found in membranes, muscle fibres and chromosomes.« |
