As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, he asked her the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my text?"
In 1820, Humphry Davy assumed the presidency of the Royal Society.
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