13 Yoga jokes to celebrate International Yoga Day
United Nations proclaimed 21 June as the International Day of Yoga! Have fun with Yoga Jokes!
1. Why do vegetable lovers love practicing yoga regularly?
They always want to find their inner peas.
2. How did my instructor know I was serious about yoga?
I told her I would be as flexible as possible.
3. I didn't believe yoga would fix my posture…
But I stand corrected.
4. What did the instructor say when her yoga student couldn't touch her toes?
She said, "Yoga-to try harder tomorrow".
5. Why did the bagel struggle in yoga class?
It couldn't find its center.
6. I've been practicing yoga for decades.
Yep, it's been a pretty long stretch.
7. What do you call a bagel that has mastered yoga?
A pretzel.
8. What is the most romantic yoga pose?
Pro-pose.
9. Why does everyone love yoga teachers?
They bend over backward for you.
10. What do you say at the end of a squirrel yoga class?
Nutmaste.
11. What do a cow walking backward and a yogi have in common?
They both say oooooom.
12. How does the yogi order a pizza?
Make me one with everything!
13. I'm worried I'm not that good at yoga.
Some days, I feel like just a poser.