Recorded by three hands, I h...
Recorded by three hands, I have no bounds. People use me constantly, My vastness astounds. I'm used around the world, Organized by ancient cultures. Through me all things happen, Children become geezers. What am I?Correct answers: 43
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Carrot, Tomato, and ...
There's a carrot, a tomato, and a penis. The carrot said "I have the worst life of all. I get chopped up, put in a cake, and eaten."
The tomato says "No, I have the worst life of all. I get chopped up, put in a salad, and eaten".
Then the penis said, "I, my friends, have the worst life of all. I get a plastic bag shoved over my head, and then pushed back and forth into a warm tunnel until I choke!".