Two old married men chatting in a bar. First man says, "Have you ever thought that marriage was a bit of a lottery?" The second man replied, "Not at all. At least you have a slight chance with a lottery."
Born 16 May 1763; died 14 Nov 1829 at age 66.French chemist who discovered the elements chromium (1797) and beryllium (1798).
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