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World Art Day Joke
Today is World Art Day! Find a joke about it!
What do you call someone hanging out by the wall?
Art.
Why couldn’t the man afford expensive art?
He had no Monet.
Why was the artist hauled to court?
To face the mosaic.
What is Salvador Dali’s favorite thing to eat for breakfast?
A bowl of surreal.
Which famous painting is always sad?
The Moaning Lisa.
Why did Van Gogh become a painter?
Because he didn’t have an ear for music.
What sound does a dog that’s really into art make?
He doesn’t bark. He bauhaus.
Why did the artist decide not to quit running?
He was on the home sketch.
What is it called when someone mislabels a color?
A false ac-hue-sation.
Why did the investor buy art?
For art appreciation.
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