CINEMANIA: Guess the movie title
Two boys growing up in a violent neighborhood of Rio de Janeiro take different paths: one becomes a photographer, the other a drug dealer. Film was made in 2002.
18 Lion Jokes, to Celebrate World Lion Day
Roaring with Laughter: 18 Lion Jokes to Celebrate World Lion Day on August 10th and Raise Awareness for Their Conservation
My grandfather has the heart of a lion,And also a lifetime ban at the zoo.
What's the difference between a lion and a tiger?
A lion won't golf.
But a Tiger wood.
What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Why don’t lions like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
How does a lion stop a video?
He presses paws.
How does a lion greet the antelope it meets on the savannah?
“Pleased to eat you!”
Why did the lion eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced meal!
What happened to the lion who ate the comedian?
He felt funny!
Why don’t lions play cards in the wild?
Because of all the cheetahs!
What do you call a slow and clumsy lion?
A snailion.
What do you call a lion powered by a battery?
A Li-on.
What does a lion call his barber?
His mane man.
What do you call a lion that has eaten your mother’s sister?
An aunt-eater!
What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
Lost.
What does the lion say to his family before they eat a meal?
“Let us prey.
” Why was the lion always invited to the party?
Because he was a real mane attraction! What do you call a lion that doesn't lie?
A not-lion.
What do Christian lions say before they go hunting?
Pray for your supper.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?
A cold snap.
What lion will never roar?
A dandelion...