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62 corny jokes to get you through Monday
- Do you have a Band-Aid? I have hurt myself while falling for you.
- You better direct that beauty elsewhere because you drive me up the wall.
- Girl, you're so stunning. I just forgot my pickup line.
- Your dad must be Liam Neeson because I'm Taken with you.
- If grapes make your skin beautiful, your home must be in a vineyard.
- How well did the phone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.
- You're like dandruff because I can't get you off my mind no matter how hard I try.
- Girl, do you know you're like asthma because you take my breath away?
- I am Microsoft. Can I crash at your place today?
- What do runners eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.
- I know what you did last summer. Do you want to do the same during the winter?
- Hey honey, do you want to hear a joke about construction? Never mind, I'm still working on it.
- What did that little boat tell the yacht? Hey, can I interest you in a row-mance?
- What did the guy with the broken leg say to the nurse? I have a clutch on you.
- What do you call two birds that are in love? Tweet hearts.
- What do you call a person with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
- Why should you not fall in love with a pastry chef? He will desert you.
- What name is given to a factory that only markets passable products? A satisfactory.
- What does a ghost call his friend? My ghoul friend.
- Knock knock? Who is there? Paul. Paul, who? I'm Paul, in love with you.
- Are you casting for Wonder Woman? Because I have the perfect role.
- Are you feeling guilty about global warming? Because your hotness is melting the world.
- Will you kiss me, or should I lie to my diary?
- Hey girl, is that an earthquake, or have you just shaken my world?
- It seems I am addicted to yes and am allergic to no. So what's it going to be?
- Do you believe in love on first sight, or should I pass by you again?
- I may not be a professional, but we would look cute together in a photo.
- Girl, I need CPR after seeing your face.
- My job is secure. No one else needs it.
- It would be best to never break up with a goalie because he's the keeper.
- Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes, it is on the 14th.
- What happened when two lovely vampires went on their first date? It was love at first bite.
- Why should you not marry a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them.
- What is the difference between marriage and love? Love is blind, while marriage is an eye-opener.
- My girlfriend works at the zoo. She is a keeper.
- I said I love you so much. I can't live without you. My girlfriend asked me, "Is it you talking or the beer?" I innocently answered her, "I was talking to the beer."
- Love is like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and you wondered about Y?
- Do you know love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them reaching their safe?
- Please don't laugh at your girlfriend's choices because you're one of them.
- I love to tell my girlfriend, the house boss, by holding the mirror before her face.
- I said to my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- What did the cat say to her girlfriend? You're perfect for me.
- What do you call two cupids who are in love? A match made in heaven.
- What did one watermelon tell the other watermelon? You're the only one in melons.
- Why did the man accuse his wife of robbery? She stole his heart.
- Who has a date on Valentine's Day? The calendar.
- When you fall in love with a chef, you get buttered up.
- The hopeless romantic baker told his dough, I knead you.
- The tightrope walker found love through online dating.
- Is it hot in here, or are you busy raising the temperature?
- Girl, give me back my heart because it seems you stole it when I first set my eyes on you.
- Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had nobody to go with.
- What did the shark tell the other while eating clownfish? Wow, this tastes funny.
- Girl, what do you call a magician dog? Labracadabrador.
- What do you call a pony with a cough? A little hoarse.
- I saw two zombies on a date, and they said romance is dead.
- The lion broke up with his girlfriend since she was a cheetah.
- Your name must be WiFi because I am feeling a strong connection.
- Babe, you turn my floppy disk into a hard drive.
- What do you say to your single friends on Valentine's Day? Happy independence day.
- I told my boyfriend to text me when he reached home. He must be homeless.
Daily Brain Teasers for Saturday, 23 May 2026
● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 1314 using numbers [9, 8, 4, 9, 68, 829] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (14, 15, 16, 23, 24, 25, 30, 57, 58, 69, 70, 71) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A+B+C. ● If 8cb4a + 9cab3 = 1ac9ac find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 8179 using numbers [3, 6, 3, 7, 85, 843] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If abb7a + ca741 = 1a431c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2222 using numbers [1, 2, 4, 9, 70, 532] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (8, 12, 13, 28, 32, 33, 38, 42, 43, 52, 61) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B+C.
Daily Brain Teasers for Friday, 22 May 2026
● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 1314 using numbers [9, 8, 4, 9, 68, 829] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (14, 15, 16, 23, 24, 25, 30, 57, 58, 69, 70, 71) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A+B+C. ● If 8cb4a + 9cab3 = 1ac9ac find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 8179 using numbers [3, 6, 3, 7, 85, 843] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If abb7a + ca741 = 1a431c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2222 using numbers [1, 2, 4, 9, 70, 532] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (8, 12, 13, 28, 32, 33, 38, 42, 43, 52, 61) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B+C. ● If 4baab + 537bc = 1030a7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
Daily Brain Teasers for Thursday, 21 May 2026
● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (14, 15, 16, 23, 24, 25, 30, 57, 58, 69, 70, 71) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A+B+C. ● If 8cb4a + 9cab3 = 1ac9ac find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 8179 using numbers [3, 6, 3, 7, 85, 843] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If abb7a + ca741 = 1a431c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2222 using numbers [1, 2, 4, 9, 70, 532] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (8, 12, 13, 28, 32, 33, 38, 42, 43, 52, 61) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B+C. ● If 4baab + 537bc = 1030a7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
Daily Brain Teasers for Wednesday, 20 May 2026
● If 8cb4a + 9cab3 = 1ac9ac find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 8179 using numbers [3, 6, 3, 7, 85, 843] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If abb7a + ca741 = 1a431c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2222 using numbers [1, 2, 4, 9, 70, 532] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (8, 12, 13, 28, 32, 33, 38, 42, 43, 52, 61) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B+C. ● If 4baab + 537bc = 1030a7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 595 using numbers [2, 1, 8, 7, 66, 516] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
Daily Brain Teasers for Tuesday, 19 May 2026
● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 8179 using numbers [3, 6, 3, 7, 85, 843] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If abb7a + ca741 = 1a431c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2222 using numbers [1, 2, 4, 9, 70, 532] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (8, 12, 13, 28, 32, 33, 38, 42, 43, 52, 61) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B+C. ● If 4baab + 537bc = 1030a7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 595 using numbers [2, 1, 8, 7, 66, 516] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If 39094 + 5aa93 = 90b8c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist.
Daily Brain Teasers for Monday, 18 May 2026
● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 8179 using numbers [3, 6, 3, 7, 85, 843] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If abb7a + ca741 = 1a431c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2222 using numbers [1, 2, 4, 9, 70, 532] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (8, 12, 13, 28, 32, 33, 38, 42, 43, 52, 61) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B+C. ● If 4baab + 537bc = 1030a7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 595 using numbers [2, 1, 8, 7, 66, 516] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If 39094 + 5aa93 = 90b8c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot.
Daily Brain Teasers for Sunday, 17 May 2026
● If abb7a + ca741 = 1a431c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 2222 using numbers [1, 2, 4, 9, 70, 532] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● The aim is to place the some numbers from the list (8, 12, 13, 28, 32, 33, 38, 42, 43, 52, 61) into the empty squares and squares marked with A, B an C. Sum of each row and column should be equal. All the numbers of the magic square must be different. Find values for A, B, and C. Solution is A-B+C. ● If 4baab + 537bc = 1030a7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 595 using numbers [2, 1, 8, 7, 66, 516] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once. ● If 39094 + 5aa93 = 90b8c find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. ● The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. ● NUMBERMANIA: Calculate the number 4333 using numbers [3, 2, 5, 4, 60, 158] and basic arithmetic operations (+, -, *, /). Each of the numbers can be used only once.
