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Who is the mysterious person i...
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Who is the mysterious person in the picture? The more you take away from me...
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The more you take away from me, The bigger I get. What am I? Feed me and I live, yet give m...
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Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die. 
Better than money
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't waste time fishing," the homeless man said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
"Will you spend this on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?" exclaimed the homeless man.
"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up beer, fishing, golf, and sex."
What can you break without tou...
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What can you break without touching it? 
What can go up a chimney down ...
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What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up? What gets broken without being...
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What gets broken without being held? Rough and gray as rock, I'm pl...
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Rough and gray as rock, I'm plain as plain can be. But hidden deep inside there's great beauty in me. What am I? What gets wetter as it dries?...
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What gets wetter as it dries? Who is the mysterious person i...
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Who is the mysterious person in the picture? You can swallow me, but I can ...
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You can swallow me, but I can swallow you. What am I? 
