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Remove 7 letters from this seq...
Remove 7 letters from this sequence (PSBUPPPORTFYFOING) to reveal a familiar English word. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Fazil Hashim.
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Find number abc
If 9b222 - 5b753 = 39ac9 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Nílton Corrêa De Sousa.
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Find number abc
If 6875c + 8bb9a = 1c88c7 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Question And Answer
Q: What is the definition of an accountant?
A: Someone who solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
Q: What does an accountant do for birth control?
A. He talks about his business.
Q: What is an extroverted accountant?
A: One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Q: What is an insolvency practitioner?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
There are just three types of accountants:
Those who can count and those who can't.
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
A: Depreciation.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an accountant?
A: The accountant knows he is boring.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two accountants were arguing over a penny.
Q: What's an auditor?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
Q: What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Q: What's an extroverted accountant?
A: One who looks at your shoes while he's/she's talking to you instead of his/her own.
Accountants don't die, they just lose their balance.
Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his/her hotel room?
A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?
A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's/she's retiring.
Q: What's an actuary?
A: An accountant without the sense of humor.
Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.
Q: What is GAAP (generally accepted accounting principles)?
A: The difference between accounting theory and practice.
A: Someone who solves a problem, you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
Q: What does an accountant do for birth control?
A. He talks about his business.
Q: What is an extroverted accountant?
A: One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Q: What is an insolvency practitioner?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
There are just three types of accountants:
Those who can count and those who can't.
Q: Why did the auditor cross the road?
A: Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Q: How do you drive an accountant completely insane?
A: Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
Q: What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
A: Depreciation.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and an accountant?
A: The accountant knows he is boring.
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two accountants were arguing over a penny.
Q: What's an auditor?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?
A: When he realizes he doesn't have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
Q: What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
A: Someone who has a loophole named after him.
Q: What's an extroverted accountant?
A: One who looks at your shoes while he's/she's talking to you instead of his/her own.
Accountants don't die, they just lose their balance.
Q: What's an accountant's idea of trashing his/her hotel room?
A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
Q: What's a shy and retiring accountant?
A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's/she's retiring.
Q: What's an actuary?
A: An accountant without the sense of humor.
Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.
Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.
Q: What is GAAP (generally accepted accounting principles)?
A: The difference between accounting theory and practice.
Remove 5 letters from this seq...
Remove 5 letters from this sequence (AYQTDDTITIOSN) to reveal a familiar English word. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Find number abc
If 97ccb - 59327 = 3b34a find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Find the right combination
The computer chose a secret code (sequence of 4 digits from 1 to 6). Your goal is to find that code. Black circles indicate the number of hits on the right spot. White circles indicate the number of hits on the wrong spot. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Nílton Corrêa De Sousa.
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Find number abc
If ab9a9 - 27a01 = 7ca8 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Find number abc
If 5659a - a8ab6 = c8b67 find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Find number abc
If 933ca - accb0 = b5a5a find number abc. Multiple solutions may exist. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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Remove 8 letters from this seq...
Remove 8 letters from this sequence (EXSLTAYBLISHMEONKFTJN) to reveal a familiar English word. Correct answers: 41
The first user who solved this task is Djordje Timotijevic.
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